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“Satire? Check. Giant Ego? Check. Unearned Sense of Entitlement? Check. Occasional Dick Joke? Check and Mate.” The tagline from this blogs main page says it all.
With headlines ranging from “The Pros and Cons of Peeing on Jeff Van Gundy If He Were on Fire” to “Babies, Jeff Goldblum, and Other People I Don’t Want To See My Penis,” sarcasm and truth are seemingly in a heavyweight battle over the author’s mind. Knowing exactly how far each joke can be taken while pushing every envelope possible is this author’s forte, and without any hesitation for censorship, each article has its own sense of facetious bite.
Top notch social commentary followed up by quick witted jabs at familiar faces are what set this seemingly run of the mill blog apart from the pack, but unlike a Carrot Top joke, Rites of Patches leaves you with a desire to come back for more.
Website: http://ritesofpatches.com
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